The Best Matching Footie Pajamas for You and Your Boyfriend to Announce That You No Longer Fuck

Style - Dec 20, 2016 By: Editor

Pink Adult Footed Pajamas Drop Seat in Fleece (Snuggleado, $29.95)

Uh oh, is he trying to sneak a peak at your butt? LOL! Show friends that this Valentine's Day, rather than enjoying a sensual dinner and sex, you and your guy will sit in these formless onesies eating chips, and at some point he’ll playfully crack a sexual joke before giving you a big ol’ bear hug. This is comfortable!

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