Footie Pajamas for Adults Italian Scooter Fleece (Pajama City, $29.95)
So what if he hasn’t touched your boobs in over six months? You and Greg have a lot of fun! Show your friends how cool you are with the state of affairs by just embracing this sexless buddy comedy you’re living in. You could try couple’s therapy to figure out why he can’t get a boner for you anymore, but this is way cheaper!