The Best Matching Footie Pajamas for You and Your Boyfriend to Announce That You No Longer Fuck

Style - Dec 20, 2016 By: Editor

Footie Pajamas for Adults Italian Scooter Fleece (Pajama City, $29.95)

So what if he hasn’t touched your boobs in over six months? You and Greg have a lot of fun! Show your friends how cool you are with the state of affairs by just embracing this sexless buddy comedy you’re living in. You could try couple’s therapy to figure out why he can’t get a boner for you anymore, but this is way cheaper!

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