The Best Matching Footie Pajamas for You and Your Boyfriend to Announce That You No Longer Fuck

Style - Dec 20, 2016 By: Editor

Shamrocks & Clovers Drop Seat Footed Pajamas (Pajama City, $29.95)

Why bother trying to find someone more sexually compatible when you and Michael share an Irish ancestry! Host a St. Patrick’s Day party in these to show everyone that you’re okay with releasing your former identity as a sexual being. This is a kind of love you two share, just not so much a romantic love!

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