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10 Beauty Trends That Made Us Cut Our Dicks Off

Why “Baby It’s Cold Outside” Makes Me Miss the Gentlemanly Date Rapists of Yore

How D’Angelo Released My First Orgasm In Fifteen Years

I’m Just Trying To Spread Some Fucking Holiday Cheer in This Office

Why I’m Making My Kids Go to School on a Snow Day

How to Know When It’s Time to Leave My Husband

Why Do All The Men I Meet at Bars Turn Out to Be Drunks?

I Hope My Kids Spread My Ashes in Sephora

Let Me Remind You of My Italian Heritage

Cat Marnell XOJane

Slave To The Night: Dafna Remembers Art Basel

Moms! Do You Know what Your Children are Communicating with Me Telepathically?

Turns Out These Seasonally Scented Candles Don’t Fix All My Problems

Every Morning, I Wake Up With More Glitter On

No One In this Support Group Cares About My Sugar Addiction

People Think I’m a Free Spirit, but It’s Just My ADHD

My Lumbersexual Left Me for a Basic Birch

If I Seem Frantic, It’s Just Cause I’m Panicking About Everything!

I’m Glad We Broke Up And I Will Do Anything to Prove It

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