Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Was Older Than the Main Character in a Movie

Why Him Running Over a Family of Four With His Car Gave Me the ‘Ick’

How I’m Healing My Inner Child by Only Eating Foods Shaped Like Cartoon Characters

DUDE CORNER: You Wouldn’t Get It

I LIVED IT: My Catholic Grandma Lit a Candle for Me and I’m Still $100,000 in Debt

I LIVED IT: I Took an Edible to Sleep but Ended Up Eating a Third Dinner

Why I’m Not Having Kids Because I Can’t Go Nine Months Without Riding a Rollercoaster

Why I Quit My Underpaying Job of Killing Spotted Lanternflies

I LIVED IT: I Made Plans

How I Survived My Family Vacations by Not Going to Them

I LIVED IT: I Played a Cool Song at a Party but Everyone Was Fucking Talking

I Went to a Concert and the Fans Were Annoying, Which Made Me Realize I’m Annoying

DUDE CORNER: Any Room at Girl Dinner for This Male Feminist?

I LIVED IT: I Had to Bike up a Slight Incline

How I Use My Communications Degree by Texting at Work

How I Saved Money With Press-On Nails by Being Unable to Grab My Credit Card

How I Got Around This Restaurant’s No Vaping Rule by Never Exhaling

I LIVED IT: I Put Myself First and Everyone in the Checkout Line Yelled at Me

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