Thoughts ARCHIVES

Why I Quit My Underpaying Job of Killing Spotted Lanternflies

I LIVED IT: I Made Plans

How I Survived My Family Vacations by Not Going to Them

I LIVED IT: I Played a Cool Song at a Party but Everyone Was Fucking Talking

I Went to a Concert and the Fans Were Annoying, Which Made Me Realize I’m Annoying

DUDE CORNER: Any Room at Girl Dinner for This Male Feminist?

I LIVED IT: I Had to Bike up a Slight Incline

How I Use My Communications Degree by Texting at Work

How I Saved Money With Press-On Nails by Being Unable to Grab My Credit Card

How I Got Around This Restaurant’s No Vaping Rule by Never Exhaling

I LIVED IT: I Put Myself First and Everyone in the Checkout Line Yelled at Me

I LIVED IT: I Had to Make Eye Contact During My Wedding Vows

How I Saved Money by Putting Half My Paycheck in Savings and Then Sawing Off My Hands

I LIVED IT: I Tried on a Mood Ring and It Screamed and Screamed and Screamed

I LIVED IT: I Sent Myself an Email and Then Was Surprised by the Email

I LIVED IT: I Realized My Impostor Syndrome Was Just a Healthy Sense of Humility

DUDE CORNER: I Want Everyone to Notice My Very Loud Engine, but Especially My Dad

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