Thoughts ARCHIVES

My Secret to Tantric Sex? Taking Hella Pee Breaks

My Arson Charges Don’t Define Me; I’m Also a Busy Mom

I Put Pumpkin in my Vagina Because It’s Fall and Why Not

I’ll Only Role Play If You’ll Be Ty Pennington

I Always Find Time in My Busy Schedule to Try Fitting Both Fists in My Mouth

Ugh! It Always Turns Out the Cute Hitchhiker I Picked Up Died 60 Years Ago Today

It’s 2016. Are We Really Still Not Having Sex With Me?

I Don’t Need Validation From Men, I Need It From Everyone

‘Finding Nemo’ Isn’t The Feminist Tour de Force That I Remember

I Got My Daughter A Pre-Natal Mani So Her Ultrasound Pic Would Look SNATCHED

Why I Stopped Wearing Tampons And Started Wearing A Diva Cup, Then Went Right Back To Tampons

Hop Off My Dick, I’m Making a Mug Cake

I’m Not A Basic Bitch. I’m A Boring Woman.

Is It Cheating If I Time Traveled Through The Stones at Craigh na Dun?

Aww, No Thank You—I Actually Ate an Entire Pumpkin, Rind and All, Before I Got Here

Sarah’s Been Really Distant Ever Since She Disappeared In That Corn Maze

I Fell In Love With My Therapist, Who Is an Adult Coloring Book

There’s More To Me Than My Dairy Allergy, But Not Much

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