Thoughts ARCHIVES

Why I Started Meal and Disaster Prepping

My Best Friend Got Her Life Together Without Consulting Me First

He Ignored Me For My Entire Life Until He Finally Texted ‘Wyd’ On My Deathbed

Help! My SoulCycle Bike Came Loose And Now I’m In Chile

Why I Traveled Around the World Just to Get Trashed in Slightly Different Rooms

I Thought of a Better Instagram Caption After Someone Had Already Liked My Post

My Yoga Teacher Said to Move However Feels Good, So I’m in the Fetal Position

Ugh, I’m The Worst! I Just Killed My Whole Family

Why I Want Politicians to Legislate My Butt

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Why I Give Good Diet

Why I’m Using My Time Being Single to Dig a Really Deep Hole in My Backyard

I Tried the RBG Workout, and Now My Body Is One Giant Fancy Collar

My Love Language Is Touch, But Not When I’m On My Period, You Monster

I’m a Feminist But I Love Men and Want To Fuck Them and Just Listen to Me I Promise I’m Not Even Mad

I Wish I Could Just Be a Lesbian So I Could Ruin That Relationship Too

Sorry, I Just Think My Character Would Be Drinking More Milk

Because ‘La La Land’ Lost Best Picture, I’m Boycotting Jazz

It’s Not You, I’m Just Dealing With a Lot Of Issues That Are Definitely Your Fault

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