Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: The Guy I Was Seeing Only Had a Peacock Subscription

Why I Always Use Corn Holders When Sucking Dick

I LIVED IT: I Gave a Man a Fish and He Took a Picture With It

I LIVED IT: My Coworker and I Went to the Bathroom at the Same Time

Why I’m Okay With Men Manipulating Me as Long as They’re Nathan Fielder

Why I Talk Through Movies So They All Pass the Bechdel Test

Why We Really Need to Do Something About Inflation Now That I Can See the Effects in My Own Life

Why I Set Up a Paywall to Stop Men From Talking to Me

Why I’m Donating My Body to the Humanities

Help! This Troll Will Not Let Me Cross the Bridge Until I Listen to His Podcast

Why the Legacy of RBG Inspired Me to Retire at 23

Help! I Worked on Loving My Body Too Much and Now I Can’t Stop Masturbating

I LIVED IT: I Caught Consumption to Fulfill My Cottagecore Aesthetic

I LIVED IT: I Exited a Car While Also Holding a Bag

I LIVED IT: I Wore Cowboy Boots to a Party and Now They’re Asking Me to Birth This Calf

Why I Stopped Engaging in Aftercare and Started Dumping Gatorade on Him After Sex

I LIVED IT: The Government Took Away My Rights and Still Expected Me to Come to Its Birthday Party

How I Found an Affordable Studio by Becoming a Little Cockroach

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