Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: I Sold My Furniture to Afford a Rug, But Now There’s No Furniture for My Rug

I LIVED IT: My Friends Sent the Pics They Took of Me

It’s Wrong to Look Over Someone’s Shoulder as They Draft a Text. Here’s Why I Weigh In.

Racist? A White Person With the Same Last Name as Me Didn’t Give Me Reparations

Why I Stopped Moisturizing My Lips and Started Letting Them Shed Their Skin Like a Snake

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Went to JFK When I Meant to Put On a Disguise and Go to the Pier and Steal a Boat and Row out to Sea to Begin a New Life

My Friends Are Visiting. Here’s How I’m Going to Make That Stressful.

I LIVED IT: I Made an Appointment and Then I Had to Go to It

Why I Got Rid of My Scale and Only Weigh Myself at the Grocery Store With the Produce

I LIVED IT: I Fucked the Sales Guy at Serta Because None of His Mattresses Were on the Floor

I LIVED IT: Grammarly Said My Email Sounds ‘Feeble’ and ‘Cowardly’ to Others

I LIVED IT: My Real Estate Agent Friend Didn’t Give Me a Free House

I LIVED IT: I Had Fun at the County Fair and Became the Star of a Prozac Commercial

Why I’m Cutting Out Processed Foods Unless They’re Cheap, Convenient, or Taste Good

I’ve Studied Everything There Is to Know About Posing. Here’s Why I Always Throw Up a Peace Sign Anyway.

Too Lifelike? This AI Chatbot Just Asked Me If I’ve Seen ‘Garden State’

Why I’m Getting Facial Fillers So I Can Hop on the Trend of Dissolving Them

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