‘Heyyyyyy!’ Texts Woman in Preamble to Request for Kidney

Living

QUIZ: Do You Really Like to Rollerskate or Are You Just a Bored Bisexual?

If I don’t find something to do in the next two hours, I will pass away, bisexually.

News

Couple on Tinder Seeking a Third to Do Haim’s Little Dance With Them

“Maybe this is some sort of foreplay for them?”

Living

QUIZ: Are Your Parents Divorced, or Should They Be?

We really don’t know who they’re doing this for.

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Uh Oh! Friend With Boat Wants to Talk Politics

Yikes! What do you do now?

Style

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This isn’t like having a dress with pockets – trust us.

Thoughts

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Is there an unsubscribe button?

Living

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Smoking a ton of weed will also work.

Thoughts

I Joined a Cult Because There Was No Broker Fee. Here’s Why.

Now I’ll definitely be in an HBO docu-series when this all goes south in a couple of years!

News

Democrats and Republicans Finally Come Together to Do Nothing About Gun Control

“Both parties are open to talk about everyone’s feelings about it on Twitter.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Was More Attracted to Stanley Tucci Than Penn Badgley When Re-watching ‘Easy A’ as an Adult

Is this who I’ve become? And furthermore, am I even mad?

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Absolute Moron Attempting to Tan at 5 p.m.

Wow. What a dense bitch.

Thoughts

Why All Billionaires Are Unethical Except This Magician Who Made Their Money Appear Out of Thin Air

“The first step to being an ethical billionaire is to learn how to use magic.”

News

Hairstylist a Little Too Passionate About How Much Better You Look Now

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News

Woman’s Depressive Episode Picked Up for a Full Season

Depression fans, rejoice!

News

Master Manipulator? My Ex Genuinely Wants the Best for Me

Nice try, she-devil! I’m not falling for it this time.

Thoughts

Problematic? Jesus Took the Wheel Even Though I Was Driving Fine and Didn’t Need a Man’s Help

At least help me parallel park or something.

News

Driver Assumes Every Honk on Major Roadway Directed at Her

According to other drivers, they had no idea what she was talking about.

Style

6 Coastal Grandma Outfits to Wear on the Beach That Makes You Old

Get it, grandma!

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: My Employer Refused to Provide Poppers in the Staff Lounge

How does she expect us to work in this environment?

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