Best Fall Sweaters for Flapping the Sleeves Around and Slapping People With

Style

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Make it look like someone blew a load on your face without making you blow a load out of your bank account!

Entertainment

Uncomfortable Public Wonders When Jennifer Lawrence Will Be Quirky Again

“I’ve got GIFs on GIFs on GIFs, and I can’t use any of them because none of them seem quirky anymore.”

Love and Sex

How to Spice Up Your Sex Life Even Though You’ve Been Dead for 30 Years

Just because you’re a dead woman doesn’t mean you can lie back and let the man do all the work!

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Vacationing Mom Could Just Eat Anything on This Menu

“She is just full of surprises.”

Love and Sex

How To Rebuild After a Breakup When You’ve Already Fucking Done It Twice This Year

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Living

Six Healthy Snacks That Fit In That Tiny Underwear Pocket!

Fill your underwear with sardines.

Thoughts

I Met My Long-Lost Twin and the Fall Foliage was AMAZE!

It’s rare for adopted siblings to find leaves this good.

News

After 14-Hour Operation, Neurosurgeon Finally Extracts Praise from Mother

Kiswick refused to delegate any part of the surgery, insisting on performing every step herself.

Living

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From crowd-pleasing 90s hits to the hottest songs of today!

Entertainment

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Jess Day is basically the same person as you, with one little difference.

Living

Make A Fall Cornucopia That He’ll Want to Stick His Dick In

“Try not to get any jizz in there; we have people coming over later!”

News

Dating App Just Matches People Based on Good Timing in Their Lives

Suggested matches either swipe for “I’m just in a weird place,” or, “This feels right for right now.”

News

Eco-Friendly Woman Buys New Reusable Bag Every Time She’s Out

“It feels so good to be doing my part.”

Living

The Best Types of Champagne to Drop Your Phone In

Navigating the sophisticated world of champagne can be intimidating!

Living

Chic Apartment Makeovers for That One Time You Invite People Over

You’ll finally have an excuse to buy hand soap!

Style

7 Clutches That Would Look Adorable With Coke in Them

Sometimes, all you want is a no-frills handbag that gets the job done.

Living

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If you want to WERK, then you better make like a drag queen and DEATH DROP.

News

Haunted House Staffed by Attractive Teens Could Be a Lot Scarier

“Let’s face it—we don’t want to be scary-scary.”

Living

Things to Swaddle to Your Chest if You’re Childless

You can still strap something to your chest and walk around town singing to it, even if your cervix is entirely unvarnished.

Living

How to Overreact to The New Plant in Your Office

Every now and then, life has the capacity to surprise us—with a new plant in the office!

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