B’Oréal Launches Line of Anti-Bullying Makeup for Young Girls
B’Oréal has launched Tolérance, a new line of junior cosmetics that gives young girls the confidence they need to stop bullying where it starts: their inferior appearance and demeanor.
Woman Dumped Via Text Message, Goes About Day Unfazed
Patricia Kadic woke up Saturday morning to a text message from the man she had been dating for three months,...
How to Convince your Son He’s Gay
Think your son is on the cusp of a boringly heteronormative lifestyle?
Guantanam-Oh, Baby! Top 10 Sex Tips From Detainees
We spoke with former Guantanamo detainees about the sexy moves that get their hearts racing.
Ryan Gosling Tweets About Triscuits, Causes Shortage
“The lady behind me tried to reach past me, so I did what I had to do.”
Congratulations! You Are 7 Weeks Pregnant
Your baby is now the size of a #2 Dixon Ticonderoga pencil eraser!
Beyoncé Admits to Being a Member of the Illuminati
“People keep thinking I’m this magical ageless beauty, when really that’s the result of consuming all these blood sacrifices.”
‘How to Not Get Raped’ Class a Big Hit in Indiana Town
“Now that I’m aware of the vibe I’m giving off, I’m not going to end up like one of those dumb girls that gets raped.”
In Tutero: New Prenatal Tutoring Service Gives Your Child a Head Start
“We quickly realized our time would be better spent laying the groundwork before the kids were even born.”
How Infidelity Can Spice Up Your Marriage
Think of this as a once-in-a-lifetime golden opportunity to have your own affair.
Creator of ‘Rape in America’ Documentary Talks about Hair Care
Last week we had the privilege of spending a day with Ramirez at Sally Hershberger Salon to see how she keeps her long locks in shape.
ABC Announces ‘The Blowjob Contest’
ABC announces The BlowJob Contest, where women compete to win a man’s heart, through his penis.