Wanna give off that “just sucked a dick” vibe on a budget? These super jizzy lip glosses will make it look like someone blew a load on your face without making you blow a load out of your bank account!
- Covergirl Lipslicks Smoochies Sizzle Gloss (Ulta, $2.99)
The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the lips are frames for that beautiful cum dumpster of a mouth! Covergirl Lipslicks Smoochies Sizzle Gloss will let them know you don’t mind squeezing a load of sticky goo onto those dick-loving lips.
- Maybelline Baby Lips Moisturizing Lip Gloss (CVS, $4.49)
The best moisturizer is the ejaculate of one or more dudes, but getting their cum can be difficult when you’re a girl on the go. Maybelline Baby Lips Moisturizing Lip Gloss keeps your mouth satisfied and moisturized and is a lot cheaper (and easier!) than harvesting their semen and carrying it around in an old Altoids tin.
- L’Oreal Colour Riche Le Gloss (Harmon, $7.99)
Rich in color and rich in semen-looking-ness, you’ll look like a million jizzy bucks while only spending a fraction of that for this lip gloss! Plus this lip gloss is extra sticky so it acts like a cummy, glossy trap for your hair, doughnut crumbs, sexy men, and their diiiiicks!
- Bourjois New Effect 3D Lipgloss, (Boots, $9.08)
Show him how much you love his delicious seed…in high definition. Throw on some 3D glasses and it feels like the lip gloss is cum-ing right at you ;). But at $8.99, Revlon Ultra HD lip lacquer won’t IMAX-out your credit card!
- Sweet and Shimmer Wanded Lipgloss (Rite Aid, $2.99)
In the heat of the moment, nothing is sexier than a super shiny lip gloss showing him where his adequate penis should shoot its delicious, nutritious load. Plus at only $2.99, you’ll have plenty of money left over to buy a new dress that doesn’t have cum on it.
- Essence XXXL Shine Lipgloss (Ulta, $2.49)
Worried there isn’t enough mouth for your man to splooge on? Essence XXXL Shine Lipgloss inflates those adorable jizz platters without deflating your wallet. Soon you’ll be walking around with essence o’ semen all over your face!
- NYX Mega Shine Lip Gloss (Walgreens, $4)
Cum Cum Cum!!! Yum Yum Yummmmmmm!!!!! More more jizz for me? Don’t mind if I do! I love the seed! Now That’s What I Call Jizz Vol. 12! Yes!!!!!! Available in 22 colors.
Ladies, get to glossing! Pretty soon all everyone will be talking about how you achieved the perfect cummy lip without cum-ing up short in money!
