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Woman Doesn’t Want Kids Because Then That’s Just More Birthdays to Remember
“I absolutely don’t have the bandwidth for any more birthdays, my own offspring’s or not.”
I Lived it: Thoughts
I LIVED IT: The $80 Moisturizer I Used Worked
Why couldn’t it have just been a goddamn scam?
Living
QUIZ: Is the Account With No Profile Picture Commenting ‘Very Beautiful’ on All of Your Photos a Bot, a Creep, or Your Grandma?
Have they posted any pictures on their account?
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‘There’s a Ray of Light in Every Rainstorm,’ Says Woman Just Making Shit Up
“In fact, most rainstorms are predominantly composed of rain.”
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Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self
“I very calmly emailed myself that I’ve ‘had some family stuff going on this week.'”
Thoughts
This Shirt Fits Me Perfectly. Here’s Why I Must Cut It Up.
Did I have a dull pair of paper scissors, one too many cups of coffee, and 12 minutes to kill? Absolutely.
