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Love and Sex

4 Date Ideas that are Almost as Exciting as a Dress With Pockets

Talk about a thrill!

Living

4 Situations To Which You Can Respond, ‘Mmm Whatcha Saaaaaay? Mmm That You Only Meant Well?’

Ask someone mmm what they said and mmm if they only meant well.

Entertainment

5 Shows That Are Not Feminist, Nothing Is Feminist, Please Don’t Send Me To The Red Center

I swear, I don’t believe in feminism – please allow me to keep both of my eyes!!

Thoughts

No One ‘Has’ to Be a Feminist, But I Will Use Your Skull As a Toilet If You’re Not

It’s only fair.

Entertainment

How to Come to Terms with the Fact That You Don’t Watch The Kardashians Ironically

You bought a lip kit and there’s no turning back.

News

Renowned Theater Haunted By Actresses Over 40

Experts brought in to assess the hauntings have concluded that the actresses appear to have unfinished business.

Style

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Zigazig ah, you’re so much better than they are!

Style

5 Dresses With Waist Ties You’ll Definitely Dunk Into Your Pee Water

This is exactly why people wonder if you have a drinking problem, you little pee monster.

Thoughts

My Conservatism Doesn’t Define Me, But This Tattoo Of A Gun With Angel Wings Does

If you think for one second you can use my voting record to stereotype me, you’re sorely mistaken.

News

Same Sexist Thing Also Happened To Jared If It Makes You Feel Any Better

Don’t you feel better now?

News

Lifelong Friends Celebrate 85 Years of Shitting On Susan

What an incredible testament to friendship!

Entertainment

6 Actresses We Want to See in the New Batgirl Film That Your Boyfriend Will Jerk Off To

This is what feminism is all about!

Living

How To Pretend the Sex Dungeon You’re Trapped In Is the Disney Vault

Buying into the patriarchal structures that are presented to us at an early age can sometimes be a good thing.

Thoughts

I Lost My Virginity At This County Fair…Hello? I Think It’s By The Popcorn, Help?

After going on the Ferris wheel and eating some cotton candy, my virginity was gone!! Hello?? Has anyone found it?

Love and Sex

How to Tell If He’s Really Into You or If Your Backyard Just Has Really Great Lighting for His Next Short Film

Before you get upset, ask yourself why his film is about a yard anyway.

Thoughts

7 Acts of Resistance I Stopped Doing a Month Ago

I know it’s important for the world, but how am I supposed to keep this up for the next four years? Come on!

Living

4 Spring DIY Projects That Aren’t As Fun As Masturbating to ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’

Masturbate like it’s 1998 all over again.

News

Airline Attendant Drives Onto Plane and Hits Overbooked Passenger With Car

The company will now no longer ask attendants to run over passengers unless it’s a matter of safety.

Thoughts

I’m Not Going To Text Him Until He Texts Me Or Until I Think About How Grandma Died Alone

I just have to figure it out. But then like, also…Grandma dying by herself was so sad. Fuck.

Living

How to Use Your Hands For Holding Tea Instead of Drugs

Eventually, you will be able to hold the tea for up to a full day instead of drugs.

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