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Love and Sex

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Living

How to Watch Documentaries Even Though They Aren’t ‘Chopped Junior’

Documentaries way more boring and can also be a lot harder to understand.

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Love and Sex

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Love and Sex

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If you’re not interested in performing this intense emotional labor, you don’t deserve a boyfriend!

Style

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Style

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Thoughts

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News

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Thoughts

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Love and Sex

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Living

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