Why I Can I Only Orgasm by Relaxing And Imagining I’m Finding a Bobby Pin

Style

Bowler Hats to Wear If You’re As Out of Touch as Diane Keaton

These bowler hats scream drama.

News

Woman Invents Time Machine to Travel Back to Time When She Would Have Been a Fucking 10

“My body is specifically hot as all hell in 1484. So that’s where I go to get some!”

Love and Sex

Sexual Fantasies That Are Just Christy Carlson Romano Yelling at You

Sorry, but Christy Carlson Romano came to play. Accidental lesbian icons, that is!

Living

QUIZ: Should You Get an IUD or Move to the Top of a Lighthouse?

Find out if you should get an IUD or just move to the top of a lighthouse for forever!

News

Woman Successfully Milks Last Squeeze of Shampoo for Seven Showers

“The environment is so important to me. I also keep forgetting to go to CVS.”

News

New Study Suggests That Y’all Are Fake

y’all are fake as hell and were never my real friends

Living

Trendy Looks You Can Wear All Season Until Someone Teases You About Them

Trendy looks to try until someone makes an offhanded joke.

News

New App Allows You to Keep Track of Everyone Who Didn’t Wish You a Happy Birthday

Holding an unnecessary grudge has truly been revolutionized.

Thoughts

I Use ‘They’ Pronouns Because I’m Non-Binary and Also Because I’m Always Surrounded by My Bees

I have always had my bees, so I have always been a “they.”

News

Woman is ‘Excited, But Who Knows’

“You can never be too sure.”

Love and Sex

My Kink is Men Leaving Me Alone

Ugh, so hot!

Style

4 Expensive Poufs to Cover With Your Shitty Clothes

It’s the only thing that separates your shitty clothes from the floor!

Living

How to See a Future With Him Even Though He Lives in a 4th Floor Walk-Up

How does he do this every day?!

Style

4 Cocktail Dresses That Say “Where the Fuck Are the Pigs in a Blanket?”

We’ve got your back!

News

Elementary School Teacher Days Away From Getting Lit As Hell

She’s also preparing to stay lit, and sometimes crunk, for the entirety of the summer.

Entertainment

How to Smile Even Though Heidi Klum Played a Hot Giant in Ella Enchanted in 2004

Smile, even though this Victoria Secret model played a hot giant named Brumhilda!

News

“This Is a Family,” Says Bateman. “You Know, One Where We Yell At The Women”

And that’s why yelling at women on a set is not only ok, but expected.

Living

Laundry Hack! Sniff The Crotch of Your Leggings To See If They Smell Like Vagina Yet

Use this quick hack to tell if your leggings are ripe as hell!

News

Man Complains About Wearing Condom, Immediately Falls Asleep In It After He Comes

Roger insists condoms are “an attack on penises” and they “ruin the mood.”

Thoughts

I Lived It: I Went to a Party and the Host’s Dog Ignored Me

It was so fucked up.

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