It can be hard to find joy when society puts so much pressure on women to be tiny and thin. Still, it’s important to be kind to yourself, even though you just remembered that Heidi Klum was cast as a giant in the bad fantasy flick Ella Enchanted. Here’s how to smile even though literal supermodel Heidi Klum played a very hot giant woman in a flick that got rated 50% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Practice good oral hygiene.
If you’re self-conscious of your smile, you’ll have trouble letting go. But just up the ante on our oral hygience and you’ll be flashing those pearly whites in no time! Make sure to floss and brush everyday, and invest in a good tooth whitener so your smile is as bright as you! That’s what Heidi Klum probably did in preparation for her role as a sexy giantess, even though in reality she’s an unbelievably thin woman who is considered otherworldly petite. Smile, even though this Victoria Secret model played a hot giant named Brumhilda!
Surround yourself with great people.
Spend time with friends so you can let your guard down. You’ll worry less about your smile, and just have fun hanging with your buddies. Of course, if someone starts talking about the 2000s, you’ll inevitably fall into a deep depression remembering Miramax’s poorly-rated attempt at a fantasy romcom and Heidi Klum’s poor-attempt at being sad about her body!
Watch something that makes you laugh.
Distract yourself from the real world with a funny television show or movie. You’ll be able to tune out negative thoughts and just let loose for once! Just make sure you don’t flip through the channels and accidentally tune into the bar scene of Ella Enchanted where a huge Heidi Klum falls in love with a small elf, which is supposed to be funny, because she’s big? Get ready to frown forever!
Fall in love.
When you fall in love, you won’t be able to help smiling from ear to ear. Just don’t fall as in love as Heidi Klum does with being the comedic relief of this movie! Wow, she’s actually the hottest model in the world yet still accepted this role as a huge yet very sexual giant bitch!
Here’s how to smile even though it’s very hard to continue on when world-renowned models get roles where they play giants, and the whole joke is that being big is embarrassing. And if you thought this movie was fun, you’re a fucking model and you’re out of touch!! Sorry, bitch!! Get a clue!!