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Dude With Extremely Successful Girlfriend Optimistic About Financial Future
“The universe works in mysterious ways, mainly by giving me a girlfriend who makes tons of money.”
Love and Sex
4 Weird First Date Moments to Make Him Say, ‘No, No, You’re Totally Fine’
Knowing you, you won’t say normal things and you’ll definitely tread into awkward territory.
News
This Woman Spent Three Months Thinking About A Comment A Man Spent Zero Seconds Considering
The next 94 days after the statement were spent deconstructing its meaning and implications.
Thoughts
If Teens Can Ask Celebrities to Prom, Why Can’t I Ask Lakeith Stanfield to Come to My Cousin’s Wedding?
“Honestly, when a teen goes to prom with a celebrity date it’s just sad.”
Living
4 Bedroom Plants He’ll Have To Slice Through With A Machete If He Wants That Pussy
What cute and useful decor!
Thoughts
Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here’s Why I Won’t Do It
Why would I waste my time putting clear wet in my mouth?
