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Report: 3 Out of 5 Women Not Going To Venmo Kristin For Dinner

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Mom’s Helpful Friend Reminds You That You Were Ugly in Middle School

Woman Successfully Doing Eye Makeup on Train Deemed National Hero

Empath Can’t Stop Touching Her Face Where Person She’s Speaking To Has Pimple

Woman Tragically Reaches Leaf-Only Part of Salad

Woman Curious Whether New Bout of Depression Will Be an ‘Eat Everything’ One or an ‘Eat Nothing’ One

‘This Food Tastes Like Ass,’ Says Man Who’s Never Eaten Ass

Large Condoms Rebranded to ‘Shut Up About Your Dick Please’

Men Nice Enough to Let You Walk Between Their Hallway-Obstructing Conversation

REPORT: Man Has To Look It Up Now Or It’s Going To Bother Him All Night

Romantic Walk Spent Complaining

Man Allowed To Be Awkward Because He Has A Beard

Woman Afraid of Pooping During Childbirth Even Though That’s the Best Part

Man Sex Face Bad

Mike’s Instagram Just Two Pictures of His Tractor

REPORT: You Would Like Bridget If You Got To Know Her

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