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Theaters Remain Closed this Season Due to Your Shitty One-Act Play

‘I Just Don’t Like to Take Ibuprofen,’ Says Woman Who Loves Headaches

Woman With BLM in Her Bio Unsure Where She Stands on Ethnic Cleansing in Palestine

Woman in Meeting Hopes She’s Not Bothering Anybody By Bringing Up Good Point

‘I Must Have ADHD,’ Thinks Woman Struggling to Stare at Excel Spreadsheets for Eight Hours

Newly Sober Woman Relieved to Know She Will Never Do Karaoke Again

‘I Love Reading!’ Says Woman Who Loves Owning Books

Reductress - Creepy Men on Subway

Man Hoping He Doesn’t Come Across as Creepy Actually Crossed That Threshold Long Ago

Mom at Aquarium Teaching Kids to Identify Different Types of High People

Lucky! This Woman Discovered a Dead Body While Jogging and Got to Stop Jogging

Aw! This Woman Wants to Start Working Out But Is Worried She’s Going to Get ‘Too Ripped’

CDC Hopes People Keep Talking to Them Even After the Pandemic

REPORT: Your Doctor Thinks You’re Annoying And That’s What They’re Typing on Their Little Computer

Vaccinated Woman Says Tearful Goodbye to Dent In Couch Where She Sat for Past Year

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Vaccinated Woman Excited to Go Out And See Only Friend She Doesn’t Already Live With

Man Who Identifies as Misanthrope Actually Just Misogynist

Uh-Oh! Woman Starting to Appreciate Good Lawns

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Woman Between TV Shows Considers Starting Spiritual Journey

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