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Woman Would Rather Poop Without Toilet Than Without Phone

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Girl Who Peaked in High School Still Somehow Living Better Life Than You

Woman Standing in the Rain Checks Weather App to Be Sure

‘I Think We’re Good,’ Woman Confirms After Staring at Parking Sign for 45 Minutes

New Boyfriend to Shadow Ex-Boyfriend for Few Days to Get Hang of Things

Exasperated Toddler Lets Mom Watch Same Oscar Isaac Videos on Repeat

Scientists Recommend Daily Dose of Sitting in House Feeling Weird

Juul Labs Pivots to Making Cigarettes

Men Only Interested in Moon When They Can Be Toxic About It

REPORT: Dad Just Doesn’t Give You Big T-Shirts to Wear as a Smock Anymore

Woman Used Up Her ‘That’s Crazy’ Way Too Early in Friend’s Story

Woman Loves Driving Until She Has to Park, Back Up, or Switch Lanes

Doctors Announce If You Have a Stuffy Nose It’s Probably Going to Be Like That Forever

Suspicious? Woman Wants to Keep Her Receipt

Raunchy 80s Comedy Just Wall-to-Wall Sex Crimes

REPORT: Cryptocurrency Origins Traced Back to Neopian Marketplace

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