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Friend Way Too Eager To Reveal She’s A ‘Very Sexual Person’

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DOJ Investigating People Who Don’t Use Punctuation In Happy Birthday Facebook Posts

Exhumed Remains of Frida Kahlo Confirm She Wasn’t Wearing the Right Bra Size, Either

Man With Successful Trading Career Won’t Invest In Second Set Of Sheets

Caitlin Hospitalized After Harrowing Encounter With Facebook ‘On This Day’ Feature

Tessa Obviously Thinking About Her Boyfriend While You Talk to Her

Jessica Unaware of Her Never-Had-a-UTI Privilege

Health Experts Report Sitting is the New Smoking and Yes All the Cool Kids Are Doing It

College Admission Should Be Based On Merit. Merit Wilkins, My White Grandpa Who Donated The Science Building

This Boyfriend’s Vocabulary Includes 47 Words to Describe IPAs But None to Describe Your Doctoral Thesis

Selfish Asshole Actually Kind of Sweet When Getting Road Head On The Reg

Study Suggests Female Employees Who Are Paid Fairly Spend Less Company Time Online Selling Panties

Friend Who Already Eats Less Carbs Than You Trying to Eat Less Carbs

The Average Woman Spends 45% of Her Time Forgetting to Do Her Laundry

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Woman Getting Pedicure Regrets Not Wearing Panties With Her Dress

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