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‘Maybe We Could Go for a Socially Distanced Walk?’ Says Man Trying to Cum on Your Face

Woman Who Has Neglected Every Other Aspect of Health Thinking of Getting Into Hair Care

REPORT: This Bitch Thinks She Can Just Get Away with Using Canned Pumpkin

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Why I Stopped Dating Men and Started Dating My Humidifier

‘Both Parties Are Bad!’ Says Hometown Friend Who Made You Choose Between NSYNC and Backstreet Boys

Pandemic ‘Stigmatizing’, Reports the Pale and Fucked-Up Looking

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Woman Who Once Baked Fresh Sourdough Now Just Slamming Loose Lunch Meat

Nation Braces Itself for Spike in COVID-Themed Halloween Costumes

Cruelty-Free Makeup for You to Be a Huge Bitch In

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How to be More Like Emily in Paris When You’re Feeling Like Courtney in Rochester

How to Answer, ‘Where Are You REALLY From?’ When You’re From the Lost Island of Atlantis

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How to Squirt So Much That Even The Magic Brooms in Fantasia Can’t Keep Up

Woman in Desperate Need of Affirmation Just Reading Positive Reviews for Juicer She Already Has

‘Shouldn’t Those Kids be at Virtual School?’ Mumbles Woman Who Should be at Virtual Work

Woman Looks at Twitter Drafts to Try and Piece Together What Happened When She Was High

QUIZ: Are You a Busy Phillips or an Idle Phillips?

67 Real Estate Agents That Are Somehow Not the Same Woman Over and Over Again

3 Circle Scarves That Say, ‘I Just Don’t Think Looting is the Answer’

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