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Why I Kept My Maiden Name For SEO Purposes

Me Funny Cavewoman Not Find Date

The One Major Lesson I Learned After Putting Thumbtacks in My Cereal

Boys, My Eyes Are Up Here, In This Jar

My Open Concept Kitchen Allows Me to Never Miss a Moment

I’m Always Here if You Want to Talk, Unless I’m At a Sandals Resort

I’m a Feminist Because I Fart on Dicks in the Club

I Got a Makeover at Sephora and Now My Word is Law

Why I’m Letting My 5-Year-Old Son Carry a Broken NuvaRing That He Found

I Can Only Come to The ‘Hamilton’ Soundtrack

Why I Decided to Break Up With My Boyfriend Through This Op-Ed

I Downsized From a Tote to a Mini Purse and Died in the Chaos

I’m Swearing Off Men Forever Or Until He Texts Back

I’m The Chill Girl Who Can Hang With The Guys And Also Stray Cats

I Was the Other Woman But Now I’m Accidentally Locked in a Public Library and My Phone is Dead

He Prorated Our Bottle of Wine on Our First Date

How Losing Those Extra Five Pounds Helped Me Believe in God Again

I Want a Good Sex

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