Thoughts ARCHIVES

I’m Not a Feminist, I Just Believe in Everything They Stand For

I Just Want My Boyfriend to Be Open, Honest, and Retake This Hogwarts Sorting Quiz

Why I Spent $200,000 on Orchestrating a Run-In With My Ex

All The Good Ones Are Taken or I Just Accidentally Texted Them Audio of Me Pooping

Help! My Coven Synced Our Periods and Now All The Spells Are Fucked Up

How I Made Life in New York Work on a $150,000 Salary

Single? Let Me Set You Up With Peter, The Guy Who Wasn’t Good Enough for Me

Why I Shop Small, and in Places That Have The Skinny Mirror

I Support Lena Dunham’s Right to Choose to Be Horrible

People Think I Hate Millennials, But Really I Just Hate My Son, Brian

I Don’t Owe Anybody An Explanation For The Big Wet Spot On My Shirt

My Youngest Daughter Stopped Believing in Mariah Carey

Years of Marriage Have Taught Me That Love Is Hard Work That’s Beneath Me

How Trump Inspired Me to Drain My Cyst

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. Except Me, Who Is Lost In The Woods

I Don’t See Skin Color; I Just See Skeletons and It’s Kind of Spooky

Isn’t This, Like, the Third Going Away Party for Rebecca?

I Won The Popular Vote, So Why Are We Doing What Kendra Wants Tonight?

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