Thoughts ARCHIVES

How I Overcame My Clothing Swap Anxiety by Just Drinking a Shrinking Potion

Why My Children Will Not Inherit My Wealth of Sephora Points

I’m In An Open Relationship, And You Should Be Too, So I Don’t Feel As Weird About Mine

I Didn’t Know I Was Sunburned Until One Brave Soul Pointed It Out

I’m Not Glowing Because I’m Pregnant, I’m Glowing Because I Ate My Salt Lamp

My Mom Waited To Cut The Umbilical Cord, and Now She’s Here Living In My Dorm Room

How I Stopped Dating Men Who Are Bad For Me and Then Started Again

Someone Sent Me A Link Without Context And I Had To Figure Out How To React

Sorry I Never Text Back, I Have an Oversized Novelty Phone Case

Why I Texted Wrong Numbers Until I Actually Got Jake Gyllenhaal

Help! My Barre Class Got Raptured

Help! I Did Too Many Sheet Masks and Now I’m A Papier-Mâché Puppet

Why I Decided to Knight Everyone With My Tampon On the Way to the Bathroom

He Accepts Me For Who I Am: A Pizza-Loving Dick Vessel

Stop Calling My Beauty Exotic. I’m From Pittsburgh.

How to Be a Work Who Sometimes Womans

How I Lost 45 Pounds by Making My Teen Daughter Freaky Friday Me

I Met The Man Of My Dreams On The Only Dating Site Just For Lighthouse Keepers

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