Thoughts ARCHIVES

How Georgia O’Keeffe’s Paintings Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About How Botanical My Vagina Should Be

I’m Dating Cap’n Crunch and It Has Nothing to Do With Being Abandoned by My Seafaring Father

How Listening to ‘Before He Cheats’ as a Child Impacted My Adult Relationships With Men

Why We Should Stop Normalizing Things So I Can Keep Feeling Special

Here’s Why I Cross the Street When I See a White Family

Uh Oh! I Told My Friends I Didn’t Want Kids and They All Looked Relieved

My Landlord Asked for Proof of Employment and I Asked Them to Prove That They’re a Barb

I’m Tired of the Gay Penguins at the Zoo Performing Their Queerness for a Straight Audience

How I Combatted My English Department’s Eurocentrism by Not Doing Any of the Reading

Woman and her Sims

Why I’m Choosing to Reparent My Sim

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Say ‘Bless You’ and Now I Have to Perform an Exorcism on My Friend

Here’s Why Liking Something I Don’t Like Makes You a Bad Person

Thanks Hollywood! My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And Now I Agree That All Lesbian Movies Should Be Sad

Why I Stopped Saving to Buy a House and Moved Into an Abandoned RadioShack

Why I Gave up Meditation in Favor of Self-Care That Costs Money

It’s Not Illegal to Get an Abortion, It’s Just Impossible Because of Laws

How I Cut Back on Weed by Using a Bong Instead

I’ve Already Decided to Hate Every Single Photo You’re About to Take of Me, but Please Do It Anyway

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