Method Actor Loses Entire Identity to Prepare for Role in Austin Butler Biopic

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Now, I don’t even have to try and I’m the edgiest person in town!

Thoughts

I LIVED IT: I Slapped a Stranger’s Child but No One Made a TV Show About It

I guess no one wants to watch good TV anymore?

Living

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VICE who?!

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Things were so easy then!

Thoughts

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I have never been so devastated.

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“She gave me no clues as to how I’m supposed to feel about this.”

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Have you thought about running a 5k?

Living

How to Journal Your Way Into a Better Economic System

Radical positivity, right?

News

All-White Organization Doesn’t Understand Why No People of Color Want to Join

“It just doesn’t make any sense!”

Living

How to Keep Living After Someone Texts You ‘Ok’

It’s okay to not be okay.

Living

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It’s time to find out once and for all!

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Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression

“Do I look like someone who’s about to take a candlelit bath?”

Living

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“I don’t even need insurance to do it!”

Thoughts

Why I’ve Outsourced My Sexts to ChatGPT

My boyfriend has never been more turned on.

Love and Sex

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What doesn’t kill you makes you still alive, and that’s a win!

Living

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Invest in yourself!

News

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Living

The Best Master’s Degrees to Give You Two More Years of Purpose

Better than waiting to die!

News

‘This Is My Year,’ Says Recently Fired Friend Whose Husband You’re Fucking

“She literally has no idea she’s about to be served divorce papers.”

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