QUIZ: Do You Have a Big Ass or Bad Posture?

There are lots of ways to get a big ass nowadays — you could be born with it, do squats for it, get a BBL, or just arch your spine in a dangerous way that makes you look like you have a big one! But how do you know which one applies to you? Take the quiz below to find out if you really have a big ass, or if you just have severe lordosis of the spine.


What’s your go-to pose?

  1. Putting my hand on my hip.
  2. Arching my back as far as it can go without breaking.


Do you have any back problems?

  1. Occasionally, but nothing too bad.
  2. Yeah, all the time. Probably from lugging this big fat ass around all day!



How hard is it for you to put on jeans in the morning?

  1. Oh my god, it’s a nightmare!
  2. My ass must be pretty flexible because they just slip right on!


How would you define “bad posture”?

  1. Whenever your spine isn’t centered.
  2. It’s when you slouch, obviously.


Does your ass change sizes depending on the angle?

  1. Nope.
  2. All the time. It’s so annoying!



Mostly 1s: You have a total shelf, and you don’t need to poke it out because it already does that! Congratulations!

Mostly 2s: While this is not an official diagnosis, you probably have bad posture instead of a big ass. But make sure to visit a medical professional so you can know for sure!