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How to Take Anne Geddes-Style Photos of that Baby You Snatched

Living

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How to Hide Mental Illness with Wedding Planning

When you’re late to brunch because you had to turn your stove on and off until it “felt right,” just remind everyone that you’re practicing for your big day.

News

Reductress - Stay at Home Mom

Man Loses Mother in Custody Battle With Ex

“Derek’s being a douche,” claimed Miller in her testimony. “I just miss his mom. She’s so sweet!”

Living

Stop Sleeping Like Such a Basic Bitch

You could just close your eyes and pass out but that’s not how Beyoncé would do it and you freaking know it.

Living

Great Yoga Poses for Lower Back Pain but Also Your Instagram

Experiment with the contrast and image-sharpening tools. Don’t forget to breathe.

Living

How to Make Sure None of Your Bridesmaids are Fucking Snitches

To get the ball rolling, I’d like each of you to carve my future monogram into your forearm, and then send a picture as proof.

Living

Style Secrets to Cover the Fact That You are a Dog Posing as a Human

Not only are maxis hot right now, but they will also elongate your stubby hind legs and mask the fact that you cannot walk upright.

Living

8 Cool Things to Throw in Your Handbag to Seem More Interesting

If you have a first date that isn’t going as planned, letting a small rag doll topple out of your bag is great way to get out of an awkward situation.

Living

What To Do When Your Friends Are on Their Second Marriages But You’re Only on Your First

Don’t let a great relationship with your first husband stand in your way of keeping up with your friends.

News

Mommy Blogger Fed Up with Boring Family

The kids did literally nothing for the first hour – just sat there and stared at the ocean.

Love and Sex

How to Make a Sex-Positive Sex Tape

Wear a “This is What a Feminist Looks Like” T-shirt during sex.

Style

Your Fall Style and Magic Guide

Get ready to finally be taken seriously as an attractive, sought-after magician with these trendy items.

Thoughts

Here’s How I’m Going to Bail on the Plans We Just Made Right After Making Them

So me being me, there is no way in hell I would have actually kept those plans anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

Thoughts

I Deserve A Boyfriend Way More Than That Bitch From ‘The Fault In Our Stars’

Don’t get me wrong — the movie was super cute, but that bitch did not deserve to have that super-cute boyfriend!!!

White Woman Speaks: Thoughts

I Wrote My First Passive-Aggressive Email, Not That You Care

Until last week, I never thought I’d have to put someone in their place so directly. But my best friend,...

News

Coffee Shop - Reductress

Coffee Shop Finishes Memoir Before Emma Does

“Emma came in to write on weekends, but the coffee shop was here everyday.”

Love and Sex

How to Tell if Your Boyfriend is a Jerk or an Actual Pile of Garbage

10 questions that will help you determine if your boyfriend is an asshole, or just a literal heap of garbage.

Entertainment

Eva Mendes’ Unborn Child Launches New Lifestyle Blog

Géstate will be through the unique—albeit murky— perspective of a developing fetus.

News

Boring Tattoo - Reductress

Jessa Gets Tattoo Sleeve and Is Still Boring

“We’re working through this difficult and boring time, and just hope the best for Jessa and her future.”

News

93% of Family Predicts Matriarch Will Die Before Stacy Has Kids

“Stacy hasn’t brought home a suitor since high school.”

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