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Living

Be The Cool Aunt By Buying Your Niece One of These Cute Vibrators

It’s the gift that says says, “I’m the aunt who will buy you beer when you’re 16!”

Living

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Practical year-end reflections always run the risk of being a real bonerkill.

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Living

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Style

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Entertainment

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Hey, David, I’m Outside Your Door LOL

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Love and Sex

Fingering Techniques We Named After Horses

No good foreplay is without a little fingering named after horses.

Love and Sex

WOW the Back of Your Hand with These Hot New Year’s Eve Kisses

Who knows? Maybe later that night, you’ll let your hand go all the way.

Style

Hot New Year’s Eve Dresses That Dan Can Still Remove Quickly

You better wear a dress that is both hot and reasonably easy for him to take off

News

Mother’s Life Advice Clearly Adapted Dialogue from ‘Steel Magnolias’

“I just thought that’s how moms sounded when they were making a point.”

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Teacher Gifts That Say, ‘You Are a Woman’

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Style

Mascara Tricks That Are Also Magic Tricks

Show off your magic wand!

Love and Sex

Winter Date Ideas That Are All Slippery As Fuck

You’ll look helpless and adorkable, just the way he wants you!

Living

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Peace out with pizazz!

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Personal Space Breached By Drunk Aunt Sue

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Love and Sex

How to Know If Oh No He Didn’t

It is entirely possible that oh no he didn’t.

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