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Thoughts

Why I Took His Last Name, Even Though It’s ‘Porky’

News

Woman Finishes Netflix

“The whole screen was just “Watch It Again” options,” says Marshall. “That’s when I knew.”

News

Pope Francis Just Seeing What It Takes To Get a Pope Fired

“To be honest, I’m not really big on organized religion. Really more of a spiritual guy.”

Love and Sex

Breakup Remedies That Are All Getting Back Together

Put your heartbreak on hold with these tips that are mostly, “Just get back together!”

News

Woman Declares She ‘Cannot Get Sick’

“It’s so selfish. I can’t be leaking out of every orifice in my face like a toddler in a grocery cart.”

Love and Sex

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Is Your Soulmate Already Dead?

If you’re unsure that he’s the one, you can be sure that the one is already dead.

Thoughts

Nerdy Chic - Reductress

I Have Curly Hair, So Yes I’m Crazy!

I just can’t help it – my hair makes little round circles instead of straight lines!

Love and Sex

Couple - Reductress

Things He Might Not Like About You To Distract From What You Don’t Like About Him

If there’s one thing guys truly can’t stand, it’s who you really are.

News

Woman Refuses To Call It a ‘Ring Finger’

“I just cracked the knuckle on my ‘second finger from the left.’”

Thoughts

Face Shape - Reductress

We Get it Julie, Your Boyfriend Loves You

We already knew your boyfriend loved you and as a result, we’re starting to hate you.

Love and Sex

10 More Reasons You Can’t Sleep With The Millers’ German Exchange Student

He will probably not be as fun and romantic as the last one, who was half-Italian.

News

Woman Disappointed By Relationship Advice From Strangers at Bar

She entered the bar alone at approximately 11 PM and spent the next five hours crying.

News

Woman Releases Shocking Memoir: ‘I Have Two Boobs’

“Guys love breasts, so you can only imagine what it’s like having two of them.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Yoko Ono’d My Boyfriend’s Zog Sports Team

I told him he should think about going solo.

Thoughts

Lifestyle Changes I, a Freelance Writer, Think Might Prevent Cancer

Look for foreshadowing of ill iealth to come.

News

Woman’s Identity Built Around Foods She Doesn’t Eat

“I don’t eat sugar, gluten, dairy, soy, GMOs, grains, meat, or nightshades, and I feel great!”

Thoughts

‘Pulling A Courtney’ and Other Ways to Use My Name as a Part of Speech

Did you just find the perfect parking spot? You’re pulling a Court right there.

Thoughts

How Are You - Reductress

I Have A Moral Objection To The Term ‘Man Cave’

I thought marrying Greg was the best decision I ever made – until I heard what he calls the den.

Love and Sex

couple in bathroom

8 Sex Moves to Drive Him Permanently Insane

His O will be so intense, it’ll shatter his mind into a million pieces!

Entertainment

Nicholas Sparks’ Wife: ‘Romantic Gestures Are Not Orgasms’

“There’s a reason you never hear the word ‘clit’ in those books: He doesn’t know what the hell it is.”

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