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I Lived it: Thoughts
I Lost 20 Pounds by Running After People Holding the Door Open
I never would have burned the calories if not for the fear of disappointing strangers.
Style
Cute Backpacks To Make Yourself Even More In The Way
Perfect accessories for the fun-loving girl who loves breaking things by accident.
Love and Sex
The 5 Guys You’ll Date While Waiting For Matt To Be Single Again
Like the guy you see in the mirror when you’re wearing a Matt wig.
Living
Getting into Horseback Riding and Other Ways to Masturbate in Public
Choose a new hobby that allows you to tickle your buddy out in the open.
Thoughts
I’ll Start Texting Again When They Finally Make a Taco Emoji
How did this happen? You made a wall calendar AND a desk calendar, but no taco?!
