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Make Kayla Feel Bad She Didn’t Come Out Tonight, Even Though It Wasn’t That Fun
Make her feel guilty for the selfish decision to “take some time for herself.”
Style
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Use these twisted facial contortions and extreme camera angles to distort reality and make you look skinnier!
News
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“When I speak into the fan, I become the leader I always knew I could be!”
Living
How to Blame Mercury in Retrograde for Those Murders
Mercury is in retrograde, which means you are totally off the hook!