8 Quick and Easy Sex Prep Ideas to Simplify Your Week

News

Hillary Clinton Allegedly Used Secret Email Addresses to Cast Spells on Enemies

“I don’t need more than one email address, but then again, I’m not a witch,” says Jeb Bush.

Living

How to Replace All Snacks with a Handful of Almonds

If you love chocolate, you’ll like almonds!

Love and Sex

Is He a Butt Man or a Vagina Man?

Find out if your man prefers butt or beave with these telling clues!

Love and Sex

8 Things You Can Never Love Again Because Steve Touched Them

Here is every good thing you MUST avoid in order to forget the existence of his stupid, beautiful face!

Living

Cute Ways to Oversee a Merger

Here’s our guide to conducting big business while staying super cute!

Love and Sex

Are You Giving Enough Blowjobs In Your Sex Dreams To Deserve Your Sex Dreams?

Are you pleasing the guy in your dream enough to really earn that dream sex?

Living

How To Make People Think You’ve Overcome Hardship

Don’t forget to say, “Student loans, am I right?” as if you have any.

Love and Sex

5 Sex Noises You Can Accidentally Make Anywhere

Every guy in the office will know what you sound like in bed once you lift that printer!

Love and Sex

What Secrets Is He Hiding From You In His Beard?

Is he cheating on you, scared of you, or simply aware of a massive government coverup?

News

Thanks to His Breakup Texts, All of Derryk’s Ex-Girlfriends Have Nice Lives

“The very next day, I asked for a promotion at work! Thanks, Derryk!”

White Woman Speaks: Thoughts

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage To Get A Divorce

I believe that getting divorced outside of marriage is a huge mistake.

Living

6 Secret Menu Items Restaurants Can’t and Won’t Serve You

These orders are impossible, but still totally cool!

Thoughts

I’m Just Living for the Next Time a Celebrity Falls Down

Every time a celebrity falls down, I just know that the next two weeks of my life are set.

Thoughts

Eat, Pray, L— Actually, I’m Still Kind of Hungry

I know what is missing from my life: love. And something kind of sweet and savory at the same time.

Love and Sex

10 Pics of the Empire State Building That Will Make Him Take You Back

Once he sees this blurry shot of the ESB he’ll regret everything led to losing you!

Living

QUIZ: Are You the Worst?

If no one in your friend group is THE WORST, you might be THE WORST.

Style

Make an Impact with Motherfucking Glitter

If you can’t sparkle them with your personality, sparkle them with motherfucking glitter!

News

STUDY: Average Woman Eats 6 Tubes of Lipstick in Her Sleep Each Year

“If I can eat six lipsticks in my sleep, anyone can eat six lipsticks in their sleep.”

Living

Foods To Avoid If You Want To Be Miserable

Removing cookies from your diet will immediately rid you of those pesky few pounds and also your smile.

Style

Summer Hairstyles That Say, ‘It Wasn’t A Good Spring For Me’

Rock your pixie along with the void of memories of the spring that came before it.

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