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Love and Sex

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You got it from a Victoria’s Secret discount bin in 2011 and it’s barely left your tatas since.

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Living

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Latin: “Futui meus optimus amicus.”

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Ensure that you can still get your daily dose of your ex’s mouth taste, twice a day.

Living

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You’re actually a total innovator when it comes to ruining people’s day.

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Style

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Living

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Love and Sex

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Thoughts

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Living

Holiday Gift Ideas to Fix Your Mom

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Love and Sex

Sheer Curtains That Feign Modesty While Honoring Your Exhibitionist Lifestyle

You do want your neighbors to be able to watch you get naked.

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