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Living
Here Are Some Salads I Made Up
They are salads because I say they’re salads and now they’re published on the internet as salads!
News
Waitress Still Waiting For Somebody to Write Something Unbelievable on Her Check
“I’ve been a server for three whole years and Gawker doesn’t even know who I am.”
Living
The Best Times of Day For Your Slimmest Shadow
You already know how to keep your body toned, but what about your umbra-self?
Style
Wooden Phone Cases to Mask the Fact That You Stare at a Glowing Blue Screen All Day
Here are a few natural wooden cases we found online while staring at our phones in the dark.
Love and Sex
End Your Summer Fling Amicably By Trapping Him In A Mirror
Be as gentle as possible, and he’ll completely understand when you trap him in a mirror for all eternity.