I Have A Bike Basket, So Yeah, I’m Definitely Adorable

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This has nothing to do with his communication skills and everything to do with his REM cycle.

Style

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These trendy tops will have your sweetheart eating out of the palm of your hand…as soon as the flashbacks subside.

Love and Sex

The Types of Men You’ll Date in Your 30s, None of Whom Are Paul

Some are good, some are bad, but none of them are Paul, who broke your heart almost a decade ago.

Love and Sex

5 Signs He’s Your Soul Mate but Not Your Twin Flame

What’s the difference between him being super-destined to be with you and only regular-destined to be with you?

Podcast

On Mouth Time: It’s Salad Dressing Week! (w/Naomi Ekperigin)

We play a game of “OMG Same!” with comedian and writer for Broad City, Naomi Ekperigin!

Living

Healthy Snacks To Balance Out All The Junk You’ll Devour When You’re High Tonight

It probably won’t balance out, but at least you tried.

Love and Sex

How To Look Your Cousin in the Eye After You Matched On Tinder

So for a fleeting second you wanted to fuck your cousin. It’s okay. You can pull this off.

Style

Victorian-Inspired Blouses To Show Him You Shan’t Speak out of Turn

You mustn’t make a sound!

Living

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These are the best networking conversation starters that will absolutely be misconstrued as flirting.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Have Already Thrown Back All of My Memories

If I have to go another week without slapping the Juno filter on a dated photograph of myself, I might go crazy.

News

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“Fortunately law enforcement is trained to recognize these sorts of things.”

Style

5 Children With French Braids That Will Make You Say, ‘Bitch Who Did That For You?’

Was it a professional stylist? I bet it was, bitch.

Style

5 White Silk Blouses That Highlight Your Bleeding Bacne

Here are the season’s best looks for when you’re really trying to flaunt those pustules all day long.

Living

Cute Little Diaries They’ll End Up Using Against You In The Trial

These are the most adorable little diaries to hide under your bed until the justice department seizes all your property!

Living

Pregnant Belly Molds To Show Your Kid Precisely What They Did To Your Body

These are the best blasters of your pregnant torso to show your kids the damage they have done to you.

News

Woman Flattened Into Nothingness After Man Leans Airplane Seat All The Way Back

“You would think the airline would have taken this sort of thing into consideration.”

Living

Inappropriate Things to Tweet Because I Don’t Care What Future Employers Think, Mom

People love my drunk tweets and I’m not sacrificing my twitter stats for a dumb job.

Love and Sex

STUDY: Women Happier in Relationships When Their Partners Blow on Their Bellies Like a Tuba

Women who didn’t have their tummies blown on were 68% more likely to be a cranky widdle pwincess.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off

Finally, I could get to know the real Brandon. The Brandon with a reasonable number of pockets.

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