Living
Hopefully a generous filter can mend the damage you’re about to do.
Inform your friends and loved ones–except your Aunt Sharon, because you know how that’s going to end.
“We did not intend for them to put down their guns and pick up their phones, in an unintentionally new and dangerous way.”
Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices to be trendy. With these shorts, you’ll sacrifice your vag.
This has nothing to do with his communication skills and everything to do with his REM cycle.
Some are good, some are bad, but none of them are Paul, who broke your heart almost a decade ago.