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Living

How to Sit on Santa Without Making Things Weird

Like everything else in adulthood, sitting on Santa’s lap is all about moderation.

Style

How to Convince Him Your Unwashed Hair Is About Water Conservation

Explain to him that your look is less “lazy af” and more “earth goddess.”

Love and Sex

How to Bring a Cuck Home for the Holidays

Family is family and your cuck is your cuck.

Love and Sex

How To Tell What He Really Means When He Says ‘Hail Trump’

Men are so ambiguous!

Living

Can You Get Through These Adorable Dog Photos Without Circling Back To The Time You Missed And Kissed Your Uncle On The Mouth?

Living

Useless Gifts You’re Allowed To Give Since They Fit In A Stocking

As long as they’re small enough to fit in a holiday sock, they’re technically gifts!

Living

Beautiful Duvets To Fill With Farts After A Long Winter’s Day

Hey, it’s that time of year!

Love and Sex

6 Date Ideas That Are Easier Than Admitting It’s Not Working Out

Hold onto your relationship for another day.

Living

Creative Holiday Treats That Say, ‘I Know Who You Voted For And I’m Not Forgetting’

You haven’t forgotten who your loved ones voted for, and you’re going to show them with a bad cake.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Couldn’t Stop Drunk Dialing my Senator

I really can’t undo that one, which kind of sucks.

Living

How to Explain to Your Child That Santa Isn’t Woke

Let your kid know that Santa, deep down, is culturally and socially unaware.

Living

How to Stay Up Really Late for No Other Reason Than Ruining Tomorrow

Now get out there and face this terrible day you’ve created!

Dude Corner Thoughts

I Can’t Be a Jerk, I Was a Geek in High School

Quit riding my dick and start feeling bad for me!

Living

How To Get Your Jaw Wired Shut to Prepare For Thanksgiving Dinner Conversations

Wiring your jaw shut is the only way to keep words from passing through your lips!

News

Friend Group Already Normalizing Jenna’s New Haircut

“People seem so ready to just accept it, but I can’t.”

Living

How To Explain To Your Boss You’re Looking At Empowering Female Nudes And Not Porn

It isn’t porn — it’s empowerment!

News

Beth is Workshopping a Really Cute New Sneeze

“I was feeling flirty, and thought it was about time I had a sneeze that reflected that.”

News

‘I Can’t Believe The Country Is So Racist,’ Reports Employee of All-White Start-up

“I just thought we had already moved past this.”

Love and Sex

QUIZ: Is He The One? But Not in the Way You Said Scott Was The One

Find out if he’s The One—but definitely not in the way you said Scott was The One.

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