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Entertainment
‘RIP John Cena!’ and Other Things We Would Say if The Very Healthy John Cena Died
Listen—John Cena is safe. But it’s good to prepare!
Style
3 Haircuts So Bold They Won’t Notice You’re Shoplifting
Try out any of these cuts to put witnesses in a trance.
Love and Sex
4 Standing Sex Positions That Only Work If He’s 7 Inches Taller Than You
Do you want to cum standing up or not?
Love and Sex
Breakup Reconsidered After Projected ‘Tidal Wave of Dick’ Fails to Materialize
“When I am promised a ‘full calendar of NSFW firemen’, I expect a full calendar of NSFW firemen.”
Podcast
On Mouth Time: We’re Vision Boarding The New Year! (w/ Bowen Yang)
Quenn and Dikoda talk about their New Year’s Resolushies, some of the hottest workout trends for 2017, and speak with Bowen Yang.
Love and Sex
4 Sensual Bath Oils to Feel His Ballsack On Your Thighs
Try any of these sensual bath oils and get ready to feel your man’s dainty danglies nuzzling your unshaven legs.
