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Thoughts
I Didn’t Know I Was Sunburned Until One Brave Soul Pointed It Out
Thank goodness he was there to tell me something obvious and also useless!
Living
How to Stop Eating The Delicious, High-Calorie Food You Are Putting Into Your Mouth Right Now
Here are some ways you can stop eating that delicious, high-calorie food you are shoving down your filthy maw.
Love and Sex
The 5 Guys That Will Call You ‘Buddy’ After They’ve Been in Your Vagina
Once he called you “friend-o.” Like what was that about?
Living
4 Rosés You Can Drink All Day Until You Squirt Pink
Here are four rosés to drink all day until your pussy’s a pink fountain.
Style
Five Peasant Tops That Say, ‘I’m Only Myself At A Renaissance Faire’
The Faire is the only place you’re truly free.
