4 Basket Purses That Say “I’ve Got Ham Sandwiches in Here!”

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Cheetah Prints That Say, ‘Rawrrr I Eat Dick’

We all know that cheetah print makes you feel like chowing down on some dick meat!

Love and Sex

10 Break-Up Songs for When Oh, Actually You’re Back With Your Ex Now

Wash that man right out of your hair before realizing oh yeah you reconciled and are now fully in love and stronger than ever.

Living

The Best Vibrators for Your Parents to Find After You Die Unexpectedly in Your Sleep

Your bereaved parents will remember you for one thing: masturbation!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Lived It: Alison Used My Birthday Party to Show Everyone Her New Belly Button Piercing

Suddenly everyone was asking Alison questions like “did it hurt?” and calling her “brave” and “trail-blazing.”

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Entire Evening Planned Around Giving Amanda a Chance to Wear New Shoes

“[Siren emoji] new shoe alert.”

Living

Get Glowing Skin By Drinking More Water to Flush Out This UTI

Go out there and get your glow on, girl!

News

Friend Who Doesn’t Like Big Dicks Desperately Trying to Let You Know Your Vagina Is Giganto

“Sometimes even small vibrators hurt me.”

Living

How to Look Busy When Your Boss Tries to Confide in You About His Marriage

Don’t you love that in addition to your job, you also get to do all this emotional labor?

News

‘The Wife’s Role Is to…’ Says Pastor Who Is About to be Wrong

“It was brutal.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Lived It: I Missed When Everybody Decided to Like Goats

I started to doubt my own memories.

News

Study Finds 100% of Pet Owners Love It When I Squeal ‘HI BABY!’ at Their Dog

Cheers to scientific research!

News

Woman Trapped Under Avalanche of Frozen Veggies After Removing Load-Bearing Ice Cream

“We have to be careful not to shift the freeze pops and cause a secondary Lean Cuisine slide.”

News

‘You Are Very Striking,’ Says Mom to Child Who Looks Just Like Her

I’m sure women everywhere are jealous of that bone structure.

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Lived It: My Best Friend Started Working Out

What else was she hiding?

Love and Sex

The Most Adventurous Places to Have Mediocre Sex

Interesting how the best sex probably can only happen in a soft bed where you have tons of room and time.

News

Tall Man Having Great Day

Good job!

Living

How to Make Your Own Pizza, Name It Antonio, and Tell It About Your Day

Bon appétit!

Living

How to Tell Your Girl Squad That You Hate Rosé Without Ruining Brunch

Want to avoid the wrath of your posse and the glares of your judgmental fellow eggs benny eaters?

Living

Is He a Good Chef or Is There a Tiny Rat Under His Hat?

He insists on wearing a suspiciously tall chef’s hat.

News

Aw! This Man Let His Girlfriend Use His Only Plate

It’s not every day that we hear a story that makes us believe in love.

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