Dude Scouring Tinder For Threesome With Two Lesbians Found Wonder Woman ‘Unrealistic’

Wonder Woman has been a box office smash hit and a critical darling, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some dissenting voices. The DC film garnered particular backlash from 24-year-old Travis Bradford. Travis, who spends 80% of his free time scouring Tinder for two lesbians to hop on his dick, says the superhero film was “unrealistic.”

 

“There were definitely some logic jumps,” says Travis, whose Tinder profile reads “Looking for two clam jousters to get down and dirty with haha.”

 

Travis found the fictional superhero movie, whose genre in and of itself is grounded in suspension of disbelief, improbable. “First of all,” Travis asserts entirely unprompted, “That many women on an island and they’re not like, bickering all the time? They’re just like…governing themselves? No way.” Travis, who has been blocked by dozens of women, gay and straight, on various dating apps, adds that his claims are “not sexist if they’re true.”

 

 

“And like…they have 12 volumes on how to pleasure themselves without men? I get that it’s fantasy, but you have to stay grounded in some reality or you lose the audience,” who frequently messages women, “U n ur girls wanna dyke it up with me sometime?” to no response.

 

Among Travis’ many problems with the female-driven action flick was the romantic pairing of Chris Pine’s character, Steve Trevor, and Wonder Woman. “Pine can bag any chick he wants—no homo,” rants Travis, who has had zero threesomes and finds cunnilingus “kind of gross.” “Wonder Woman is like…a B. Doesn’t add up.” Moments later, he added that actress Gal Gadot was “too hot to be believably that strong,” before firing off another, “Sup, u down to have some fun with me and another chick?” to a blatantly heterosexual Tinder match.

 

Travis has sent out over 200 of such messages with a 0% success rate, but claims Pine’s character would be “out of his mind” to fuck a virgin. “She’s just gonna fall in love with you—literally every dude knows that. There’s no way a guy who looks like Chris Pine would be down for that mess. That bro would be all up in those old timey lesbians though hell yeah.”

 

Beyond just Wonder Woman herself, Travis was troubled by the overarching world of the film. “Also like…What fucking alternate universe is this?” Travis remarks. “France and Germany at war against each other? With gas? Sorry but…doesn’t make any sense…”

 

Though Travis may not understand Tinder preference settings or a single thing about female sexuality, he’s certainly ruminated about Wonder Woman a lot. And while we may not agree with him, everyone’s entitled to his or her own opinion—even when that opinion is “done with crazy straight women, come at me lezzies.”

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