Bowling Shoes to Change Into When You Need to Take a Stealthy Stall Poop at Work

With these practical, sort of stylish bowling shoes, you can shit at work with the peace of mind that comes with being an anonymous, professional bowler. If you don’t want to carry bowling shoes around with you, then you’ll just have to sit silently on the can until the office eventually goes out of business and the building becomes abandoned and vacant and you guarantee a stealthy exit. It’s your shit funeral, buddy!