Bowling Shoes to Change Into When You Need to Take a Stealthy Stall Poop at Work

There’s nothing like a unisex bowling shoe to make a nosy bathroom buddy think, “Wow the foot of that bowling aficionado could belong to literally anyone at this office.” If you’re questioning whether or not the bowling shoes are necessary, just remember that if a co-worker catches you shitting, you legally have to change your name and also your entire career.