Bowling Shoes to Change Into When You Need to Take a Stealthy Stall Poop at Work

If you would rather die than get caught shitting on the company’s dime, then these classic rental bowling shoes are for you! For easy and consistent access, keep them stowed inside the toilet tank. If a looky-loo coworker peeks under the stall to see who the shitter is, they’ll just be asking themselves, “Whoa, do we rent out bowling shoes at work? That is incredibly cool.”