4 ModCloth Dresses That Say, ‘Missionary Is Pretty Much It for Me’
Collectif Abide by Timeless Fit and Flare Dress in Ice Cream, $89
This adorable dress comes sporting a youthful ice cream cone print and a wide, waist-hiding belt, so everyone will know that you’re the type of gal who loves to have fun with your wardrobe, but not with your sex life! You’ll be looking like a snack! And by snack, we mean like a dry cracker or a mealy apple. Something really unexciting that looks bad!
