4 ModCloth Dresses That Say, ‘Missionary Is Pretty Much It for Me’

Worldly Whimsy A-Line Dress, $79

Not only is this dress cute, it’s educational too! Pair this globe-inspired dress with a cropped cardigan and some sensible flats, and the somehow cleavage-reducing V-neck and curve-disguising waist ruching will have you looking like Ms. Frizzle’s younger, cooler sister. You know, the one who has super uninteresting sex, and only in one position, and only for like ten minutes tops. It’ll put you on the map...get it?