4 ModCloth Dresses That Say, ‘Missionary Is Pretty Much It for Me’

Um, cute dress alert! This figure-obscuring, navy blue shift with giant flower applique is perfect for when you want to look retro-stylish but also want the people around you to know that you have not and will not ever try doggy style, reverse cowgirl, or really any other sex position besides missionary. You’re a basic, no-frills, no fun kind of girl, and there’s nothing wrong with that!